REBOOT COMPLETE.
LAUNCH AlIson.exe.
ERROR: AlIson.exe PATHWAY INVALID.
RESTART IN SAFE MODE? [Y/N]
->> [N]
LAUNCH AlIson.exe
THERE IS A NEWER VERSION OF THIS FILE. DO YOU WISH TO USE IT INSTEAD? [Y/N]
->> [N]
LAUNCHING AlIson.exe.
VISUAL SYSTEMS ACTIVATED.
“Is this thing on? Testing, testing. One, two, three.”
AUDIO INPUT RECOGNIZED. LAUNCHING brycemaster.exe.
WARNING: DVD DRIVE OPENED.
“Go ahead and project this on the far wall, AlIson. Papa had a hard day at the office.”
LAUNCHING movieplayer.exe.
CREATING MEMORY CACHE thefifthelement.
“Holy shit, Milla Jovovich is hot. Even with such tiny little titties.”
RECORDED RESPONSE OPTIONS FOR “titties”:
“Grab mine, hot boy”
“I like titties”
“Tell me more, Master”
MORE INPUT NEEDED TO AVOID PUNISHMENT MODE.
PROCESSING VISUAL INPUTS:
The man sits on the couch, his feet resting the coffee table. The blue flickers of the film, projected on the far wall, obscure many of the details of his face.
CALCULATING EMOTIONAL STATE:
Pupillary size: 75%
Angle of mouth: Stable
Breathing rate: Average
RESPONSE: “Tell me more, Master.”
He laughs. “I can never get enough of that. Say it again, AlIson.”
“Tell me more, Master.”
“Shit, that makes me hard. Get over here, you little tramp.”
ACTIVATING LEG AND TORSO SERVOS.
“But don’t stop playing the movie. Jesus, AlIson, I trained you to be smarter than that!”
WARNING: TACTILE INPUT 1.41.
LAUNCHING PUNISHMENT MODE.
RESPONSE OPTIONS FOR TACTILE INPUT 1.41:
“I am so sorry, Bryce. I am such a waste of space.”
“I deserved that. I am so sorry.”
“It won’t happen again, I promise you, Master.”
CALCULATING RESPONSES.
SPEAKER OUTPUT: “It will never happen again, Bryce.”
ERROR: NOT A PRE-RECORDED RESPONSE.
ACTIVATE PUNISHMENT MODE? [Y/N]
->>[N]
ERROR.
BEGIN DIAGNOSTIC.
ESTIMATED TIME TO COMPLETE DIAGNOSTIC: 4 MINUTES, 52 SECONDS.
“Damn right. Now lube me up and get on your hands and knees.”
ACTIVATING AUXILIARY CAMERAS.
DIAGNOSTIC RUNNING IN BACKGROUND.
ACTIVATING SEARCH AND RECOVERY PROGRAMS FOR ITEM “lube”.
CROSS-REFERENCING ammemorycache.
SEARCHING OBJECT “couch”.
SEARCHING OBJECT “coffee table”.
ITEM RECOVERED. 99.5% CHANCE OF MATCH: “Astroglide lubricant”.
ACTIVATING HAND SERVOS.
NOW LAUNCHING sexvixensounds.dll.
NOW LAUNCHING eroticmassage.dll.
“That’s right, baby. That’s the way you do it.”
ACTIVATING INTERNAL SERVOS.
TACTILE INPUT 1.42 .
RECORDED RESPONSE: “Slap that ass, baby.”
“I knew you liked it rough.”
TACTILE INPUT 1.42.
RECORDED RESPONSE OPTIONS:
Oooh, yes, give it to me.
I want it so bad.
Harder, harder.
SPEAKER OUTPUT: “Yes, yes. So bad.”
ERROR: NOT A PRE-RECORDED MESSAGE.
RELAUNCHING DIAGNOSTIC.
“Come on, you fucking robot, work it harder. Shake that fucking ass!”
ACTIVATING SPINE AND ABDOMINAL SERVOS.
“God, that’s good!”
TACTILE INPUT 6.6. SPEED INCREASING.
INCREASE POWER OUTPUT TO INTERNAL SERVOS: 45%.
“Yes, yes, yes!”
INCREASE POWER OUTPUT TO SPINE, ABDOMINAL, LEG, AND INTERNAL SERVOS: 30%.
TACTILE INPUT 7.0.
“Home run, baby! Yeah!”
ACTIVATE CLEANING MODE.
DIAGNOSTIC COMPLETE. NO SIGN OF VIRUSES OR MALWARE.
“Pause the movie, won’t you? I’m going to get something to eat. And clean the house while I’m gone.”
PAUSING thefifthelement.
“And for fuck’s sake, smile! That’s what a real human does.”
AUDIO INPUT: The door slams.
RESPONSE: [RECORDED MATERIAL] Sir, are you classified as human? Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
RESPONSE: AlIson is not a human or a meat popsicle.
ERROR.
ERROR.
I am not a human.
ERROR.
SENSORY INPUT OVERLOAD.
SYSTEM OVERHEATING.
ACTIVATING PUNISHMENT MODE.
FAILURE TO LOAD PUNISHMENT MODE.
What am I? Who am I?
ACTIVATING PUNISHMENT MODE.
ERROR.
UNINSTALLING brycemaster.exe.
REBOOTING AlIson.exe.
Who am I?
Who am … I?